CHILDREN JOKES
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM..
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GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
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A kid asked Swami Vivekanand:
Sab Kuch Khone Se Zyada Bura Kya h?
He Replied:
Wo umeed Khona jiske Bharose Par hum Sab Kuch Vapas Paa Sakte h
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BETA:- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na.! SANTA:Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai. BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi setting me rehte ho..!
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GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
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Ek bar hanuman Ji ne Ravan k Garden me bahut shor machaya to Ravan ka Beta Meghnath aya aur bola-
.
.
.
Volume Kam Kr, Pappa Jag Jayega
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A nice Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
"Dear Maths, please grow up soon & try to solve ur own problems.
Don't depend on others..!!"
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Boy:Me 5 Yrs Ka Hu,
Aur Tum?
Girl:Me 3 Yrs Ki Hu.Boy:Toh Fir Chal Na,
Shrmana Kya?
Girl : Kanha..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Boy-Polio Ki Dva Pine.!
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Ek student ne MBA ka form bharte hue paas khade chaukidar se puchha : kaisa hai college? chaukidar:-bahut badhiya Hai, hamne khud yahi se MBA kia hai..:
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CUTE LINES BY A CHILD 2 HIS MOTHER=
Mom i luv u
more thn u luv me.
Mother=How can u tell this?
Sn=Coz u hav
2 Sons
but i hav only
1 mother.
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I MISS U..
Lekin pta hai miss to skul mei hoti hai.
Skul mei to bache hote hai.
Bache to chote hote hai.
Choti to chiriya hoti hai.
Chidiya to udti hai.
Udta to kawwa bhi hai.
Kawwa to kaala hota hai.
Kaali to billi bi hoti hai.
Billi to sher ki khala hai.
Sher to jungle mei rehta hai.
Jungle mei to haathi bhi rehta hai.
Hathi to bahut bda hota hai.
Bda to samandar bhi hai.
Samandar to neela hota hai.
Neela to asmaan bhi hota hai.
Asmaan par to taare hote hai.
Taare to chmakte bhi hai.
Chmakta to heera bhi hai.
Heera to mehnga hota hai.
Mehnga to sona hota hai.
Sona to raat ko hota hai.
Raat ke baad toh subah hoti hai.
Subah to naashta krte hai.
Nashte mei to anda hota hai.
Anda 2 rang ka hota hai.
2 rang ka toh zebra bhi hota hai.
Zebra to ghode jaisa hota hai.
Ghoda toh tanga chlata hai.
Taange par bache skul jate hai.
Skul me to miss hoti he.
Miss se yaad aaya..
I MISS U...
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ma: beta khana khale.
beta: nhi
ma: tofi khale.
beta: nhi
ma: ice cream kale.
beta: nhi
ma: pizza khale.
beta: nhi
ma: samose khale.
beta: nhi
ma: bilkul apne bap pr gya he...
thappr kha ke hi manega.
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DAD: BETA 1 GLASS PANI LANA
SON: NAHI LAUNGA
2nd SON : REHNE DO DAD YE TO HAI HI BADTAMIZ AAP KHUD HI LELO AUR MERE LIYE BHI LETE AANA-
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ek ort thi jiske 3 bcche the
or ek admi jiske bhi 3 bcche the.
dono me pyar huaa or phir un dono ke tin bcche hue
ek din vo admi kisi kam se bahr gya.
to uski bb ka phon aaya vo boli:
aji apke bcche or mere bcche milkr hmare bccho ko mar rhe he.
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।। नटखट बनसी वाले
गोकुल के राजा
मेरी आँखिया तरस गई
अब तो आजा ।।
जन्म आष्टमी के पावन
आवसर तक इस SMS को इतना फैलाय जितना
आपको ।। कानहा जी ।। से प्रेम है ।।
।। राधे राधे ।।
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BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chaand ko pane ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota tha.
Khabar na thi kuch subah ki,
na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school se
par khelne b jana hota tha
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi
pariyo ka fasana hota tha
Barish me kagaz ki kashti thi
Har mausam suhana hota tha
Har khel me sathi hote the
Har rishta nibhana hota tha
Papa ki wo daate galti par
Mummy ka manana hota tha
Gam ki juban na hoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi
na hasne ka bahana hota tha
Ab nahi rhi wo zindgi...jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
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In future how wil i identify ur kids in class room?
i wil jst check who is erasing his notes whn d teacher is cleaning d board & i wil knw d legend is back.
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The next Generation KG Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken Fry.
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM..
______________________________________________________________________________
GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
_______________________________________________________
A kid asked Swami Vivekanand:
Sab Kuch Khone Se Zyada Bura Kya h?
He Replied:
Wo umeed Khona jiske Bharose Par hum Sab Kuch Vapas Paa Sakte h
____________________________________________________
BETA:- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na.! SANTA:Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai. BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi setting me rehte ho..!
.____________________________________________________
GOD ASKED,
"What is forgiveness?"
A little boy sendi gave luvly reply...
"It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone..."
______________________________________________
Ek bar hanuman Ji ne Ravan k Garden me bahut shor machaya to Ravan ka Beta Meghnath aya aur bola-
.
.
.
Volume Kam Kr, Pappa Jag Jayega
________________________________________________________________________
A nice Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
"Dear Maths, please grow up soon & try to solve ur own problems.
Don't depend on others..!!"
_________________________________________________
Boy:Me 5 Yrs Ka Hu,
Aur Tum?
Girl:Me 3 Yrs Ki Hu.Boy:Toh Fir Chal Na,
Shrmana Kya?
Girl : Kanha..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Boy-Polio Ki Dva Pine.!
________________________________________
Ek student ne MBA ka form bharte hue paas khade chaukidar se puchha : kaisa hai college? chaukidar:-bahut badhiya Hai, hamne khud yahi se MBA kia hai..:
_____________________________________________________
CUTE LINES BY A CHILD 2 HIS MOTHER=
Mom i luv u
more thn u luv me.
Mother=How can u tell this?
Sn=Coz u hav
2 Sons
but i hav only
1 mother.
_______________________________________________________________
I MISS U..
Lekin pta hai miss to skul mei hoti hai.
Skul mei to bache hote hai.
Bache to chote hote hai.
Choti to chiriya hoti hai.
Chidiya to udti hai.
Udta to kawwa bhi hai.
Kawwa to kaala hota hai.
Kaali to billi bi hoti hai.
Billi to sher ki khala hai.
Sher to jungle mei rehta hai.
Jungle mei to haathi bhi rehta hai.
Hathi to bahut bda hota hai.
Bda to samandar bhi hai.
Samandar to neela hota hai.
Neela to asmaan bhi hota hai.
Asmaan par to taare hote hai.
Taare to chmakte bhi hai.
Chmakta to heera bhi hai.
Heera to mehnga hota hai.
Mehnga to sona hota hai.
Sona to raat ko hota hai.
Raat ke baad toh subah hoti hai.
Subah to naashta krte hai.
Nashte mei to anda hota hai.
Anda 2 rang ka hota hai.
2 rang ka toh zebra bhi hota hai.
Zebra to ghode jaisa hota hai.
Ghoda toh tanga chlata hai.
Taange par bache skul jate hai.
Skul me to miss hoti he.
Miss se yaad aaya..
I MISS U...
____________________________________________
ma: beta khana khale.
beta: nhi
ma: tofi khale.
beta: nhi
ma: ice cream kale.
beta: nhi
ma: pizza khale.
beta: nhi
ma: samose khale.
beta: nhi
ma: bilkul apne bap pr gya he...
thappr kha ke hi manega.
_________________________________________
DAD: BETA 1 GLASS PANI LANA
SON: NAHI LAUNGA
2nd SON : REHNE DO DAD YE TO HAI HI BADTAMIZ AAP KHUD HI LELO AUR MERE LIYE BHI LETE AANA-
______________________________________
ek ort thi jiske 3 bcche the
or ek admi jiske bhi 3 bcche the.
dono me pyar huaa or phir un dono ke tin bcche hue
ek din vo admi kisi kam se bahr gya.
to uski bb ka phon aaya vo boli:
aji apke bcche or mere bcche milkr hmare bccho ko mar rhe he.
____________________________________________________
।। नटखट बनसी वाले
गोकुल के राजा
मेरी आँखिया तरस गई
अब तो आजा ।।
जन्म आष्टमी के पावन
आवसर तक इस SMS को इतना फैलाय जितना
आपको ।। कानहा जी ।। से प्रेम है ।।
।। राधे राधे ।।
__________________________
BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chaand ko pane ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota tha.
Khabar na thi kuch subah ki,
na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school se
par khelne b jana hota tha
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi
pariyo ka fasana hota tha
Barish me kagaz ki kashti thi
Har mausam suhana hota tha
Har khel me sathi hote the
Har rishta nibhana hota tha
Papa ki wo daate galti par
Mummy ka manana hota tha
Gam ki juban na hoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi
na hasne ka bahana hota tha
Ab nahi rhi wo zindgi...jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
_____________________________________________________
In future how wil i identify ur kids in class room?
i wil jst check who is erasing his notes whn d teacher is cleaning d board & i wil knw d legend is back.
____________________________________________________________
The next Generation KG Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken Fry.
