FUN JOKES
Banta ka baap UK se aaya,usne pucha teri maa kahan hai? ??
Banta-wo to mar gai.??
Baap bola-saale tune muje bataya kyun ni.??
Banta-Maine socha surprise dunga.
_____________________________________________________
1 sardar ne mendak se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota hai k nahi?
Mendak ne kaha nahi aur pani me kood gaya.
Srdar bola 'saale isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi'
_______________________________________
1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 now?
I told UR name.
God:- smiled & said
_some virus cnt be formated.
.______________________________________
Sari umr hum mar-mar ke ji liye.
Ek glaas to ab hume
pine-do, pine-do.
Giv me some White Wine,
Giv me some Red,
Giv me anothr Chance,
I wan2 drink it onc again.
Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne jukaya.
Daru pina to khud Dosto ne sikhaya.
99% marks laoge to Whisky,
varna Desi.
Pi-Pi kar Bartender bana.
Hateli par Whisky, Rum,Vodka ka chaala,
Cocktail-Mocktail ne pura Bachpan jala dala.
Bachpan to gaya,
Item bhi gayi.
Ek pal to ab hume
pine-do, pine-do.
_______________________________________________
A small kid love story :
uske kadam jaha pade hamne vo jagah chum li.....
aur vo bewafa meri mummy ko jakar boli.....
apka beta mitti khata hai....!
_______________________________________________
Women r like net VIRUS they EÑTER OUR life, $çÅÑ our pocket,
TRANSFER our money to Pukhraj rajputi dress & National Handloom account.
_________________________________________________
Try dis fun.
Take Ur mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water. Now call from landline. Ur mobile will start swimming.It's a new game called.
"Try & Cry"...¤~
_________________________________________________
Girl:kal mera birthday h.
Boy:Advance happy birthday..
Girl:kya gift doge. Boy:kya chaiye..
Girl:Ring.. Boy:Ring dunga pr uthana mat balance 2paise hi h
___________________________________________________
New accounting terminology :
1Crore= Khoka,
500Cror=1 Koda.
1,000Cror=1 Radia.
10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,
100,000 Cror=1Raja
&
10 KALMADI +1 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR
__________________________________________________________
Santa: Dr.saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doctor: Kitni patli aati hai ?
Santa: Dr. Saab, samaj lo ki aap us se garaare kar sakte ho..!
_________________________________________
Royal_msgs
Duniya ke 5 sabse bade sach..
First- Aap apne juban se apne sare danto ko nahi chu sakte
Second- Ye sunane k baad sare bewkoof aisa karte hai
Third- Pahala sach jhooth tha
Fourth- Ab Aap muskura rahe ho
Kyoki Aap bewkoof ban gaye
Fifth-ab Aap ye Sms forward karoge kyuki Aap akele bewkoof nahi banana chahte..
________________________________________________
The next Generation KG Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
________________________________________
ladka ladki dekhne gaya. thodi der chup baithne k bad bola: english chalegi na?
ladki sarmate hue: soda sath ho to desi b chalegi.
_____________________________________________
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi TARIKA H.
_________________________________________
Difference between liking and loving..??
Liking: Don't worry dear take care.. Love: Don't worry dear I will take care..
___________________________________________________
Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to
custmer care me call kar ke __
?
?
?
?
?
apna no.
band karwa lo
Qki hum to sudharne wale nai.
________________________________________
Santa-Can i go to toilet its emergency.
Teacher-1st say A to Z.
Santa-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQR
S
U
V
W
X
Z
TEACHER-where's the P,O,T,Y.
Santa-its running down my leg.
______________________________________________
A dog fell in love with a cat but dog's parents refused cat. . .
Guess??
Why?
They gave a solid reason.
Haye haye chhokri ki toh muche hain. . .:-D:-D
__________________________
Snta- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K He?
Bnta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu.
Snta- Kaise?
Bnta- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane.
____________________________________________
Neend aa rhi h?
Haan!
Light B band h?
Haan!
Bister B ready h?
Haan Bhai
Haan!
To kya ye Msg padhna zaruri tha?
Chup Chap sote Q nahi?
Gud ni8
____________________________
Oh..Are Bap Re. RAM-RAM ye
Kya Ho Gaya
Bahut Badi Galti
Ho Gai
He BHAGVAN ye Kya
Ho Gaya
KANJUS ko MSG CHALA gaya
___________________________
Sardar ws sitting & thinkng hard
Sardarni-Kya soch rhe ho?
Sardar-Ye TV walo ko kse pata chlta h?
Srdarni-kya?
Sardar-Aap dekh rhe h Star plus.:.....
____________________________
Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.
God - "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.
Pehla ~ "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h.
Dusra - "Main ek Dr. hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai.
Tisra - "Maine RPSC KI TEYARI KI HAI."
God - "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaega kya?
sari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai.
Swarg par tera hi haq hai."
____________________________
Sardar ne Color TV kharid kr usey 1 balti pani me dubaya.
Socho Q?
?
?
Oji, Srdr ji check kr rhe the ki
kahin T.V ka ColOr to nhi utar rha.:-)
_________________________
Gandhiji k jivan se prbhavit hokar mene Gandhiji ke photo jama krna suru kiya hai,
apke pas jitne
10/50/100/ 500/ 1000
ke note ho vo bhejkar sahyog dijiye.
.________________________________________
Log kehte hain..!
.
"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."
.
So.
.
Maine socha apko..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Apni yaad dila du:-)
__________________________________________
SENDI: dukandar se - lalaji, 1 litre gud dena..
Lala - gud litre mein nahi kilo mein aata hai..
Dobara mango.
SENDI -lalaji 1 kilo gud dena, botal mein..
Lala -aise nahi mangate, tum dukandar bano aur main gud kharidta hun..
Lala - 1 kilo gud dena..
SENDI -botal laye ho..?
_______________________________________
1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
__________________________________
Banta ka baap UK se aaya,usne pucha teri maa kahan hai? ??
Banta-wo to mar gai.??
Baap bola-saale tune muje bataya kyun ni.??
Banta-Maine socha surprise dunga.
_____________________________________________________
1 sardar ne mendak se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota hai k nahi?
Mendak ne kaha nahi aur pani me kood gaya.
Srdar bola 'saale isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi'
_______________________________________
1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 now?
I told UR name.
God:- smiled & said
_some virus cnt be formated.
.______________________________________
Sari umr hum mar-mar ke ji liye.
Ek glaas to ab hume
pine-do, pine-do.
Giv me some White Wine,
Giv me some Red,
Giv me anothr Chance,
I wan2 drink it onc again.
Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne jukaya.
Daru pina to khud Dosto ne sikhaya.
99% marks laoge to Whisky,
varna Desi.
Pi-Pi kar Bartender bana.
Hateli par Whisky, Rum,Vodka ka chaala,
Cocktail-Mocktail ne pura Bachpan jala dala.
Bachpan to gaya,
Item bhi gayi.
Ek pal to ab hume
pine-do, pine-do.
_______________________________________________
A small kid love story :
uske kadam jaha pade hamne vo jagah chum li.....
aur vo bewafa meri mummy ko jakar boli.....
apka beta mitti khata hai....!
_______________________________________________
Women r like net VIRUS they EÑTER OUR life, $çÅÑ our pocket,
TRANSFER our money to Pukhraj rajputi dress & National Handloom account.
_________________________________________________
Try dis fun.
Take Ur mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water. Now call from landline. Ur mobile will start swimming.It's a new game called.
"Try & Cry"...¤~
_________________________________________________
Girl:kal mera birthday h.
Boy:Advance happy birthday..
Girl:kya gift doge. Boy:kya chaiye..
Girl:Ring.. Boy:Ring dunga pr uthana mat balance 2paise hi h
___________________________________________________
New accounting terminology :
1Crore= Khoka,
500Cror=1 Koda.
1,000Cror=1 Radia.
10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,
100,000 Cror=1Raja
&
10 KALMADI +1 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR
__________________________________________________________
Santa: Dr.saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doctor: Kitni patli aati hai ?
Santa: Dr. Saab, samaj lo ki aap us se garaare kar sakte ho..!
_________________________________________
Royal_msgs
Duniya ke 5 sabse bade sach..
First- Aap apne juban se apne sare danto ko nahi chu sakte
Second- Ye sunane k baad sare bewkoof aisa karte hai
Third- Pahala sach jhooth tha
Fourth- Ab Aap muskura rahe ho
Kyoki Aap bewkoof ban gaye
Fifth-ab Aap ye Sms forward karoge kyuki Aap akele bewkoof nahi banana chahte..
________________________________________________
The next Generation KG Poem-
Drinking Drinkng little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
________________________________________
ladka ladki dekhne gaya. thodi der chup baithne k bad bola: english chalegi na?
ladki sarmate hue: soda sath ho to desi b chalegi.
_____________________________________________
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi TARIKA H.
_________________________________________
Difference between liking and loving..??
Liking: Don't worry dear take care.. Love: Don't worry dear I will take care..
___________________________________________________
Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to
custmer care me call kar ke __
?
?
?
?
?
apna no.
band karwa lo
Qki hum to sudharne wale nai.
________________________________________
Santa-Can i go to toilet its emergency.
Teacher-1st say A to Z.
Santa-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQR
S
U
V
W
X
Z
TEACHER-where's the P,O,T,Y.
Santa-its running down my leg.
______________________________________________
A dog fell in love with a cat but dog's parents refused cat. . .
Guess??
Why?
They gave a solid reason.
Haye haye chhokri ki toh muche hain. . .:-D:-D
__________________________
Snta- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K He?
Bnta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu.
Snta- Kaise?
Bnta- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane.
____________________________________________
Neend aa rhi h?
Haan!
Light B band h?
Haan!
Bister B ready h?
Haan Bhai
Haan!
To kya ye Msg padhna zaruri tha?
Chup Chap sote Q nahi?
Gud ni8
____________________________
Oh..Are Bap Re. RAM-RAM ye
Kya Ho Gaya
Bahut Badi Galti
Ho Gai
He BHAGVAN ye Kya
Ho Gaya
KANJUS ko MSG CHALA gaya
___________________________
Sardar ws sitting & thinkng hard
Sardarni-Kya soch rhe ho?
Sardar-Ye TV walo ko kse pata chlta h?
Srdarni-kya?
Sardar-Aap dekh rhe h Star plus.:.....
____________________________
Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.
God - "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.
Pehla ~ "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h.
Dusra - "Main ek Dr. hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai.
Tisra - "Maine RPSC KI TEYARI KI HAI."
God - "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaega kya?
sari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai.
Swarg par tera hi haq hai."
____________________________
Sardar ne Color TV kharid kr usey 1 balti pani me dubaya.
Socho Q?
?
?
Oji, Srdr ji check kr rhe the ki
kahin T.V ka ColOr to nhi utar rha.:-)
_________________________
Gandhiji k jivan se prbhavit hokar mene Gandhiji ke photo jama krna suru kiya hai,
apke pas jitne
10/50/100/ 500/ 1000
ke note ho vo bhejkar sahyog dijiye.
.________________________________________
Log kehte hain..!
.
"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."
.
So.
.
Maine socha apko..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Apni yaad dila du:-)
__________________________________________
SENDI: dukandar se - lalaji, 1 litre gud dena..
Lala - gud litre mein nahi kilo mein aata hai..
Dobara mango.
SENDI -lalaji 1 kilo gud dena, botal mein..
Lala -aise nahi mangate, tum dukandar bano aur main gud kharidta hun..
Lala - 1 kilo gud dena..
SENDI -botal laye ho..?
_______________________________________
1 day GOD asked me,4 hw long do u need dis luvly frnd with u?
I just dropped a single drop of water into an ocean n told''UNTIL U FIND THIS.
__________________________________
